3 year old english bull dog

I am a fun loving 3 year old english bulldog who needs re homing! My family is very sad to see me go but their circumstances have changed and they are no longer able to care for me. My mom is working 12 hour days and my dad is in hospital for awahile. I am home all alone and very lonely. I need someone who can take very good care of me and understands that I make a mess when I drink water and I snore.LOL. I do think I am a person and very much want a family to love and spend time with me. I will sleep on your couch and drool on your pillow if you let me,But I promise I will not eat your shoes or chew your kids toys. I will not beg for food at your table but if you leave your garbage open I promise I will stick my head in and try to get something out. And dont you worry you will never have to sweep your kitchen again cause I will eat anything you drop for me.Yummy yummy. I can be very playful and love all the attention but dont worry I do get tired too and I can be very lazy spraurling my fat butt on your floor. I am so ugly that I am amazingly cute. I have a weird tail it is curled,but it doesnt hurt or affect me. Check out my pics! Don't you just think Im so handsome. I love posing for photos Im such a ham. If you would like to come and see me please feel free to email or Call my parents to set up a time 716-605-8613. My re homing fee is $700. Bull dogs normally cost around $1800. Also rehoming fee is $700 because I want to make sure who ever takes him can afford him. As bull dogs get older some of them need lots of medical attention and it can get kind of costly. Please if you dont know anything about bull dogs, look them up online before contacting me so that you are aware of what he needs. He is currently healthy with a great disposition. He was just at the vet on October 9th.