You read that right, ladies! Let me explain further.
My name’s JV and I was fortunate enough to be invited in an exclusive gathering of some of the who’s who in the film production industry this coming Saturday, January 19. The party is hosted by a Hollywood insider who has produced films that starred Jessica Biel, Milla Jovovich, and Mischa Barton, just to name a few.
As an aspiring producer/director attending such an event, I intend to stand out, be noticed, and network to the best of my ability. Because you know what they say, it’s not what you know, but who you know. I wanna share this opportunity with you through this gig as part of my ‘entourage’.
No biggie, really! It’s a mutually beneficial proposition. No funny business, just pure networking. Like what Jerry Maguire said, “Help me, help you.” We just need to help each other out pretty much.
Come to think of it, I could prolly get a bunch of attractive, sociable, and fairly reasonable young women to do this gig with me for free. But that’s not my style, though. So it’s gonna be a $25/hour gig and is scheduled to run for 3 hours (from 6 to 9 pm). After the 3-hour entourage duty, you are very much welcome to stay at the party and mingle and network the night away. Transportation shall be provided by yours truly via a chauffeured service to and from the party venue in Brentwood.
Needless to say, this is a huge opportunity for people who understand what it takes to make it in the film industry, whether as actresses, directors, writers, producers, what have you. No, not cozying up with Harvey Weinstein! *barfs* I’m sure y’all know that it is by getting more exposure and broadening your professional network. If you get what I mean, then this gig is definitely for you. As stated, the event is hosted by a bonafide movie producer and, of course, numerous other people in the industry should be in attendance as well.
When you reply to this ad, kindly attach a few pics and in the email body, some details about yourself (height, weight, vital statistics, and the like). Links to your Facebook, Instagram, personal/professional website, and/or LinkdIn profiles are also very much welcome. You may also email me directly your deets at <firstname.lastname@example.org>.
Thank you and hope we all have a great 2019 ahead!