Texas, oh Texas!
Here comes the event of the year
Everyone come and have fun here 100 percent free!
Bored? We have the cure!
One way ticket to rock n roll stardom
No better way to make a name for yourself than to try out for our kick ass new youtube band today!
Only gotta come on down to the Bon Ouija State Fair for your life altering chance
U could be off on the adventure of a lifetime
It's no guarantee, but why not give it a shot?
Just call or text to arrange your appointment today
All it takes is a little courage
So don't be shy
The world of music could well become your oyster
All you gotta do is just shine bright enough to impress
The hand of fate will surely take care of the rest
Everybody ready or not here we come!
Fair or foul, to us good looks are not a job requirement
All will be welcomed to try out with open arms
It is the beauty of what we do and who we are
Regardless of gender, sexual preference or color
Here at The Bon Ouija State Fair........
We love and boldly accept all!