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Ad number:#437672131
Contact:RiverCityDude.com
Phone:503-888-4597
City:Happy Valley
Zip:97086
Price:20$ an hour OBO

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An Animal Whenever, that goes Wherever, to do Whatever, and More…

 

 

If you can point and click you can hire “Programmable Animals” to do your work for you! “Programmable Animals” have been trained to navigate the public transportation system and find any visible building number on any known street in the Greater Metropolitan Area. Upon arrival “Programmable Animals” will contact requester, confirm terms, and safely perform those tasks requested, “Like an Animal!” Contact now and reserve your “Programmable Animal” today!

 

Help for those Animals who are not yet extinct!

 

Brought to by

The River City Dude

Honest

Reliable

Easygoing

“Somewhat Knowledgeable”

 

The Programmable Animal Dude

 

Contact for Rates, Scheduling, Information, And More… www.RiverCityDude.com

 

 

Original ©1Apr2008 The River City Dude service since 7May2007 edited 19Jun2018

 

ask for more, search “RiverCityDude” for info, know the people you do business with, deal locally with folks you can meet in person, more Animals get more done faster, pay as you go, animals prefer cash, help keep Portland weird,

 

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