Crazy, but a dude suggested putting his shoe in my mouth one time.
It turned out it was kinda dope.
Any dudes who would put their shoe or boot in my mouth?
If your foot is dudesized like mine, your shoe or boot wouldn't fit, but in that case, I would lick the sole. I have never done that. Not into mud, just regular wear on your shoe or boot.
If that is too weird, like just kick me in the nuts.