I am a 70 yo caucasian man looking for a woman who is 60 to 80 yo.  My goal is friendship that is casual or close, depending upon her goals.  I am guessing that it might take 20 to 30 people responding to this ad before someone who is suitably bored and sincere might show up.  If that is you, please answer this ad.  If you do answer this ad, please state your age.  If you do not state your true age you will get no reply.

I prefer friends who are clean and who do not use perfumes.  If you are under 60, if you are trading friendship for money, if you smoke or enjoy recreational pills please do not reply to this ad.  Please don't.  I am not desperate.

James