MAYBE I CAN AT LEAST PROVIDE YOU A GOOD LAUGH!  A COUPLE YEARS BACK I PLACED A READ BETWEEN THE LINES AD ON CL BECAUSE THEIR PERSONALS WAS ALREADY SHUT DOWN. I GET A REPLY FROM A 25 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO TOLD ME SHE LOVES RECEIVING ORAL PLEASURE BUT HER BOYFRIEND WOULD ONLY GO DOWN ON HER FOR 5 MINUTES BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS JAW HURTING. I WAS SURPRISED HOW FORWARD SHE WAS, SHE ASKED ME IF I WOULD ALSO LICK HER ASSHOLE. I EDITED MY EMAIL AND REMOVED MY NAME SO IT WOULD NOT SHOW UP ON EMAILS, LONG STORY SHORT, SHE TOLD ME WE WERE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET TOGETHER BECAUSE MY NAME APPEARED ON ONE OF MY REPLIES TO HER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE KNEW MY SON AND DAUGHTER AND THAT HER BOYFRIEND WAS FRIENDS WITH MY SON, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, TRYING TO FIND WOMEN ONLINE IS LIKE TRYING TO FIND A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK!