It's a Craftsman Lawn Tractor [LT1000], with an B&S 18 HP motor and a 42" cut.  Needs some repairs; like replace drive pully, fix hole in deck & clean carb.  Or use it for parts - only 17 hours on new belts & filters, 3 good tires, blades & all other components are in working shape.  Even the running lights come on!

I've hired a crew to do the lawn maintence and just want to get it out of my yard and into the hands of a new owner.  So hand me a Five [$5 cash] and haul it off.  The salvage value alone is $30. Fix it, use for parts or junk it [up 2 U].

Just come get the damn thing - the 5$ is so I don't feel 2 dumb & U R still 25$ ahead even if ya junk it!  

Look come get it by [or before] Aug. 15th & I'll throw in the battery for good measure.  Best deal Ever!