Dear Santa,

I’ve always had a crush on Peppermint Patty.  Her honest, scintillating eyes, raspy yet feminine voice….kind and gentle, yet firm and confident; her beautiful face and flowing hair, gorgeous figure…..the way she walks………I’ve dreamed many a day away just imagining us together at the park, after school…enjoying a malt at the malt shop…..walking her home afterwards…..celebrating Christmas together….exchanging gifts….holding hands....passionate kissing....she’s the love of my life…

Santa, I’ve been extra good this past year so this Christmas please bring me a very special present.  Please bring me someone like Peppermint Patty; help her to feel the beat of my heart and let her know I want to feel the beat of hers. 

PP, I’m married, but I mostly live alone.  My spouse lives in a foreign country where we met.  She travels to me and vice-versa, but most of the year we're apart, so I get lonely and miss being with a woman, someone honest and kind and pleasing to the eyes.  I seek a special friend, perhaps someone in a similar situation.  Perhaps something like Charlie and Patty.