I've had a few answer my ad to which I replied back to. I'm not sure if their email address was typed correctly but I never heard back. Make sure your email is correct and also check your junk/spam folder when replying. Also, dont be afraid to message again if you don't hear from me.

Now for my ad...

We're in the same boat and I only wish I could chat with you. We are both married and miss the friendship we desire. We can't change our status but could enjoy the chemistry and connection we know could be there between us.
You are attractive and in great shape. You check me out and find me attractive with a muscular body. I'm hoping we can have many conversations and share at least parts of our day with each other. We can talk about any subject and are excited for the next opportunity.
My only expectation is great conversation and this would be a no strings situation. I guess the only strings would be to enjoy each other's friendship and be respectful towards one another. It isn't too much to ask... right? You probably live 40 miles from where I live and that's fine. If/when we decide to meet, I'd come see you but I'm not in a rush for that.
You've clicked this ad and read it so all you need to do is reply to it. We don't have to be alone in the same boat. I'll be waiting to hear from you if by chance you see this.